The 2011-2012 Season!

Self Help for Dummies
by T. Gregory Argall and Todd McGinnis

April 13, 14, 19, 20, 21, 2012 7:30pm
Matinee Sunday April 15, 2012 2pm

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A self-absorbed psychologist is late for work,and the growing collection of mixed nuts in his waiting room are left to fend for themselves... With hilariously unexpected results.

CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS

DR. ENBRIDGE: A self-centred psychotherapist.

MRS. WINTERS: His long-suffering receptionist.

JERRY: A man about to snap.

MRS. QUACKENBUSH: A few walnuts shy of a full-load of bananas.

MATT PORTICO: Compulsively apologetic and cripplingly shy around women he finds attractive.

CHASTITY GESPATE: A nymphomaniacal-virgin.

MICHAEL SAGE: A leading motivational speaker with anger-management issues.